That point where your social life is so limited, you spend your time awake waiting to go back to sleep.
Americans are told they can become the next president of the United States, and they can. British people are told it won’t happen to you and they carry that, they carry that with them.
—Ricky Gervais - on the difference between America and Britain
I’m three weeks into my blogging malarky and it’s already well behind :/ Anyway, I’m going to go back to my rather barren love life today. I’ll start by giving you a bit of background. Since me and my ex split up at the beginning of last November, there have been two girls of perennial interest to me, I know it sounds like I’m a player but I’m almost the anti-player. One is called Beth and the other, Kirsten. I really liked Kirsten for about 6 months and I had asked her out and stuff but she wasn’t interested which is understandable because I’m a nob, but unfortunately not a good looking one. It turns out that yesterday she announced that she is going out with some guy now (for which I’m happy for her) however there’s a problem. He looks like a potato. I’m fully aware of how awful I am to look at with my spots, long hair, big nose, etc but this guy genuinely looks like a potato. he’s about 17 stone and got a big fat shaved head, but the thing is, I can’t help but be jealous of him. He’s obviously a really nice guy if he has managed to attract her attention and well he’s massive compared to me. I’m this tiny, tiny guy build-wise and it’s just horrible for me to live with. I’m about 5”11 and weight about 10 stone. Girls never say “Ooooh I don’t mind a skinny guy” do they? No, because there’s little advantages with the other ones. If you’re fat, you’re ‘cuddly’ or ‘cute’, and if you have the other body which is just ripped and muscular then I think we all know why a woman would choose that, don’t we?
Right, so after seeing all the stuff about Miss Cyrus doing her thing at the VMA’s, I thought I’d have a look for myself before I judged and well, it’s really not as bad as people are making it out to be. I’ll just make it clear that I am not a fan of Miley’s music and I’ve no idea what she’s like as a person but her performance just seemed to be pretty normal except with a few risqué poses but other than that it was fine. Sure, she looked a little strange with that tongue out face thing that she kept pulling but even Beyonce had her bad moment with that. As for her outfit, I don’t think that would be flattering on anybody, I couldn’t care less what her arse looked like in it, very few women in the world could pull that off. I still think that she’s a very attractive young woman and everybody get caught out once in a while. She’ll have a few weeks of ridicule then it will pass. I just thought I’d pop some pictures at the bottom of this to show everybody how ridiculous it is to slate somebody so heavily for the way they look during one performance.
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